I hate the Yankees, would you hire me to be their GM?

I despise the New York Yankees. Really hate them with every fiber of my body. My hatred is so intense that even in the days right after 9/11 I rooted against the Bronx Bombers with the same gusto as any other year. When Joe Torre was recovering from cancer? I didn't care. He's a Yankee.

So when John Bolton was nominated to be the next US Ambassador to the UN, I thought of the Yankees. This guy has made a career out of ridiculing the UN and now he's been nominated to work there. He's probably even spat upon the UN headquarters in New York. Thankfully, a few members of Congress are questioning why he even wants the job.