Go away, John Kerry, go away

Four years ago, a fine public servant who won more votes than his opponent was relentlessly criticized for losing a presidential election. You would have thought that he was the one being fellated in the White House during those ill-fated days after Monica first snapped her undies at that White House party. Liberals spewed venom at the mention of Al Gore. Their eyes would roll back in their heads before they would blurt, "He should have used Clinton more, blah, blah, blah" or "Lieberman was a lousy pick, blah, blah, blah."

Al Gore certainly made mistakes in the 2000 election, but he still won more votes than his opponent. Even Republicans admit that far more Florida voters intended to vote for Gore than Bush- reports estimate that Gore would have won Florida by roughly 25,000 votes had some of the shenanigans not occurred down there.

Fast forward four years later. John Kerry, who was soundly beaten, won't go away. And, at the end of the day, he lost because of what he said at that West Virginia forum, "I voted for the $87 billion, before I voted against it." Yes, John Kerry was and always will be a flip-flopper. Please step aside John Kerry. It's time to find out how sexist we really are.